Best Dialogue Ever. Ever. (for those who don't watch Skins, Anwar is Maxxie's best friend and Michelle is Tony's girlfriend.)
Tony: What happened?
Maxxie: Anwar just switched about me being... y'know.
Tony: Blonde?
Maxxie: No!
Tony: Short?
Maxxie: Gay!
Tony: Shall I give you head?
Maxxie: What?
Tony: Cheer you up.
Maxxie: For fuck's sake! You're supposed to be my friend, Tony, and I came in here with a problem, okay?
[Tony kisses Maxxie]
Maxxie: You fuck!
Tony: We're in Russia! I wanted to try something new.
Maxxie: I'm not a hobby, Tony. You're not taking up canoeing here.
Tony: I've been canoeing.
Maxxie: What about Michelle?
Tony: Loves canoeing.
